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Kaif – Sexiest Woman Alive
Katrina Kaif has just been declared as the Sexiest Woman in the World by the leading UK based magazine FHM. FHM conducted its first online poll in India to find out the sexiest woman in the world, around five lakh men voted for her, and she bagged the top spot.
She got the title by defeating Hollywood celebrities like Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson, singers Rihanna and Madonna, supermodels like Adriana Lima and Gisele Bundchen and of course, Bollywood bombshells - Kareena Kapoor, Deepika Padukone and Bipasha Basu. When asked about her achievement, she said, “It feels great. I think it’s the sweetest thing that my fans have done. They have actually taken time off to go online and vote for me.”

B ROLLS IN

Director Vidhu Vinod Chopra has gifted Amitabh Bachchan a silver Rolls Royce Phantom worth a whooping Rs 3.5 crore for his ‘stunning performance’ in the upcoming movie Eklavya.
“Bachchan’s performance is simply stunning in Eklavya and I felt such an accomplished performance deserves an extra special acknowledgement. And what better than a Rolls Royce for a person who has a passion for cars,” Chopra said.
This is the first time that Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Amitabh Bachchan worked together.
The movie also features Sanjay Dutt, Saif Ali Khan and Vidya Balan.
DUS BAHANE!
10 Reasons why Pakistani Filmi Loag should organise, plan, be the judges and distribute awards for Bollywood.
Ok, hang on, lemme talk ere’ mate im busy u shoulda seen dat. Yeah I know, it’s the Lollywood, hell, who on earth coined this er, vulgur, imbecile (censored) name? What a lolly of a name it is anyway. Ok, so, I’m back. Haha, yeah, Pakistani filmi duniya kae loag should manage Indian Awards. Haven’t you seen how well they do it with their own awards? For starters, every free hanger-on from film to tv would be there!

Can’t you guys see how well they fix up the awards? It centres on them, it shines on them, begins and ends with them. And the conscious fake wannabe under-confident smiles they give; wow what a sight for sore eyes.

Be sure of the superlatives added to introduction to whoever is about to pop up on stage. Tareef kae pull will stretch from here to Bollywood. Btw, the show would be finished by the time they are through with the superlative intros.

Hang on, here’s more. With the Lollywood managing, judging and doing all at the Bolly awards it will be a blast…blasted I meant. They’d be all over the Bolly people who matter and who do not matter there. And the awards will be given to Lollywood as the scheme is always such.

Man, they’d start another neelam ghar, given this opportunity. Tariq Aziz may host the show with the youngest available host or not host, but the youngest. Or no, hey, even worse – they get some lady to organise whole job in bits and pieces. And she’d be all over the South Asian media! Bhai, can’t we ever be organised and dish out the awards on merit, not credit. Lol. No!

Guess what? Gottit? Spot on, innit? What will become of the local only style awards??? Hmmm….they’d merge the whole thing together and distribute free soaps and toiletries and get a co-sponsor and it would be the ceremony for the flawed awards. LoL!

Now this is serious, okay? I mean it. Don’t ya mess with me ere’ mate. With this ceremony there’ll be some serious stuff to be reckoned with. Every local artist would be busy trying their best to please the bigwigs of Bollywood. Maybe just maybe (slyguy) they might hook up a producer or Sallu Bhai Jaan to have them in one of their movies. Voila! They’d bag one now. Aur phir shuru ho gaee Love Story…yodelling. Very happily, our artists would be willing to shed off all fears along with attires to act in Bollywood busters, though they usually overact to the limit that they are outstanding in their performance…mistake again standing out, I meant. Ain’t that wicked, eh?

Yer ain't seen nothing yet. A few of our dear actresses have been spotted in swimsuits and the type on the net lately on their vacations now. They’re stressing about the point, what is it that they don’t have that the Bollywood gals have and this haves and have-nots struggle might just become useful when Love Comes To Town! Heh Heh

There’ll be such tight security there at the awards if they take place in Pakistan that even the winners wouldn’t be allowed in. Aha, see what I meant? So everyone will have to tip the security guys to sneak in and be part of the awards ceremony. Anyway, they’re going to be fixed so what’s the use o’ it?

Here comes the outstepper, get on the run. I know this is not how the song goes but I didn’t write it either. All the glittering super star gals at the awards would be praying the organisers invite Richard Gere. Get my drift, mate? Nasty, eh? Nah! Look at Shilpa before she was the Shilpa of today, before, big bro, before prince charming swept her off her feet. Some one may get lucky if he turns up.