Clinton at the May Day Parade The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of the For 1992's parade, Yeltsin Gorbachev invited Bill Clinton to come watch it with them. The parade commenced with a battalion of tanks, followed by a division of infantry, followed by armored personnel carriers and mobile artillery. They had mobile ballistic missile launchers, electronic jamming vehicles, and throughout the entire! time the formations were overflown by| squadrons of the most advanced interceptors,! fighters, and long-range tactical and strategic! Bombers.
Clinton, who had never been this close to war his life, was suitably impressed. Then he noticed that, way back at the end of the| .parade, there was a disorganized, messy bunch J of men in rumpled suits tagging along behind the last artillery pieces. "Who are they?" he asked. "Ah," said Yeltsin, "those are our economists!"! "But I thought this parade was military..." said( Clinton, confused. Mr. Clinton," said Gorbachev, "have you SEEN the damage those men can do?" |
I deserve a first class seat A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach Because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class( Until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with/boarding now, so thestewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to| the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in| amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
I think that I'm a chicken
psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since 1 was an egg!
