Adnan Sami Khan ne kiya Zero ka Dabba Gol!

Waiting for a film to be screened? No need to think too much of scarlet thoughts, as the film, Thugs of Hindustan has sunk like its asli ships! The first night brought forth the verdict that it’s the worst film of 2018! Can you imagine a film with two of the biggest superstars of the subcontinent, has just seen the depth of Maryana Trench?


Chalo, the Thugs… could make enough on the basis of the advance booking all over the world. Later, it may make up some of its early losses. But, udhar apne lift karade gulukar, Adnan Sami Khan ne to Shahrukh Khan kee hype-creating coming movie, Zero ko bhee zero kar dene ka intizam kar liya! The fellow used Twitter to tatter the plans of King Khan. He told us that in the climax of Zero, Anushka Sharma will die, while Shahrukh will become an astronaut, as Anushka wished for him!

Arrey bhai, yeh kya himaqat hai? Why the hell did you satiyanas the surprise of all the khalqat? Shahrukh did not name his film Zero so that you literally arrange zero-sum game for it! Come on, Adnan bhai, yaar keep to your singing, and stop posting prophesies! That job has now been relegated to the octopuses, tortoises, and serpents!

But, what am I talking about? What singing? His last hit was a note-to-note copy of Sabri Brothers’ all-time hit qawwali, Bhar do jholi! He isn’t even able to make original compositions these days. So, prophesy wala dhanda theek hee rahey ga! Afsos, by this standard, bechara King Khan may announce his next film, titled The Ant Man! As for the new Indian films, if Adnan Sami bhai kee yeh harkatein jari raheen, then Bollywood ka to dabba gol ho jaeyga!

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